Friday, 10 September 2010

Shit the bed, Andrew Telford got free toffee bon-bons at work today.


NEWS JUST IN: Oil magnate and convicted sex offender, Andrew Telford, today announced that he had received free toffee bon-bons from his place of work. Many world leaders have yet to comment on these developments but Pope Benedict has described the situation as 'fucking mental'.

If you wish to congratulate Andrew, you can do so through his facebook page.

More to follow on this exciting story.

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